Joke Quotes

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When I'm concentrating, I can be fixed in place for hours. In fact, there was a joke in my office that everybody would come and… — Sonia Sotomayor
Gene Autry was the most. It may sound like a joke - Go and have a look in my bedroom, It's covered with Gene Autry… — Ringo Starr
Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as… — Gloria Steinem
You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. — Robert Louis Stevenson
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' — Jon Stewart
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime. — Jon Stewart
From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic… — Tom Stoppard
My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11. — Adora Svitak
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh. — Wanda Sykes
When I was growing up, my mother was always a friend to my siblings and me (in addition to being all the other things a… — Marlo Thomas
In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic. — Lea Thompson
I often joke that I straddle psychosis and neurosis, and that being an artist keeps me in the middle, so I can work between the… — Sam Taylor-Wood
In almost every interview someone asks what does HIM stand for. I can't even remember our latest lie about that. When Hanson was hot, we… — Ville Valo
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and not seen the joke? — Gore Vidal
I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That's no joke. I have a 'half pipe' in there, too - you know, like… — Paul Walker
I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically… — David Walliams
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. — H.G. Wells
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is… — Jessamyn West
I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying. — Kanye West
But for me to have the opportunity to stand in front of a bunch of executives and present myself, I had to hustle in my… — Kanye West

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