"If your regime is not strong enough to……" — Jon Stewart
"If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site.
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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More Handle Quotes
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To handle a language skillfully is to practice a kind of evocative sorcery.
— Charles Baudelaire
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Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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In the old days, you would have one lawyer to handle everything: speeding tickets, buying a house, contracts, litigation, real…
— James Belushi
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I started my music career at 18 and for a long while I let other people handle my affairs.
— Sophie Ellis Bextor
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I think every year brings unknowns that you have to deal with and handle, confront and embrace.
— Bjork
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Mr. Speaker, Delaware River's regional ports handle approximately 58 million tons of cargo yearly.
— Robert A Brady
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We cling nervously to the melody, but we don't handle it freely, we don't really make anything new out of…
— Johannes Brahms
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it…
— George Burns
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Because sorry to say, women run the house. They run the family. They hold things up. I mean, it's like…
— Sophia Bush
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God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress.
— Kelly Clarkson
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If you live long enough, you'll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, you'll be a better person. It's…
— William J. Clinton
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There's a certain cruelty to being on a big screen as your eyelids start to sag and your hair falls…
— George Clooney
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