"In 1945, peace broke out. It was the……" — Graham Chapman
"In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again."
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51 Quotes by Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman has 51 quotes on this site.
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There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a…
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I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
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All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction…
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Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but…
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One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.
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It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
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We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
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Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
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Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
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John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of…
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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and…
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You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the…
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More Banned Quotes
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Our situation today shows that beauty demands for itself at least as much courage and decision as do truth and…
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Swallows have disappeared, bees are dying out because of pesticides that should have been banned long ago - it's a…
— Brigitte Bardot
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My father was a minister and so rock music was banned in our house.
— Tori Amos
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[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.
— Auguste Piccard
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I, like almost all chemists I know, was also attracted by the smells and bangs that endowed chemistry with that…
— Harry Kroto
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Although my book is banned I am still allowed to go to China and travel. There is no longer the…
— Jung Chang
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Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor…
— Alfred Whitney Griswold
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I've not given up hope the belly-putter will be banned. The R and A and the USGA are looking at…
— Ernie Els
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Killing for pleasure is wrong and should be banned. Fox hunting, stag hunting and hare coursing are moral issues. It…
— Lyndon Harrison, Baron Harrison
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The noble Lord, Lord Harrison, said, 'Fox hunting is cruel and I therefore want it banned.' He went on to…
— David Verney, 21st Baron Willoughby de Broke
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If I could have banned them all...I would have!
— Dianne Feinstein
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What good does it do to ban some guns. All guns should be banned.
— Howard Metzenbaum
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