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Instead Quotes by George Carlin
- We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing
- They say that instead of cursing the darkness, one should light a candle. Nothing is mentioned, though, about cursing a lack of candles.
- The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
- Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.
- When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't…
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