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Inside Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- The fart is coming from....inside your pants
- Technically, it's not even cheating if he doesn't cum inside you.
- Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
- This fart is coming from....inside my half pants.
- Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months.
- A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a wall. From inside…
- Being jealous can't kill you if you're already dead inside.
- Wouldn't it be funny if breast implants came with squeaky toys inside them.
- It kills me a little inside to see you online and you are not talking to me.
- My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now?
- Walking around with a 'Don't talk to me. I'm dead inside.' sign on my forehead wasn't a good idea after all.
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- I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap. — Dan Aykroyd
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- I always find that 90% of the performance, for me, is about what comes from inside. — Eric Bana
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