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Inside Quotes by Dave Barry
- We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
- The nicest Father's Day surprise of all for Dad would be if you handed him a box, and he unwrapped it, and there, inside, sitting…
- Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.
- The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form…
- Think, for a moment, of the countless happy childhood hours you spent with this amazing device: Drawing perfect horizontals, drawing perfect verticals, drawing really spastic…
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- It's no accident, I think, that tennis uses the language of life. Advantage, service, fault, break, love, the basic elements of tennis… — Andre Agassi
- If I were an actor I could be someone, someone who'd always know the right things to say. But as soon as… — Superman
- I know what its like to want to die; how it hurts to smile; how you try to fit in but you… — Superman
- So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the… — Mary Kay Ash
- Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender… — Roseanne Barr
- Even the strongest people dying inside, when it comes to love. — Nishan Panwar
- And if a person is religious, I think it's good, it helps you a bit. But if you're not, at least you… — Maya Angelou
- Meditation is not contemplation because it is not thinking at all - consistent, inconsistent, crazy, sane. It is not thinking at all;… — Rajneesh