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Husband Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties…
- People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll…
- Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother,…
- People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no…
- One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
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- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Jane Austen
- Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain. — Jane Austen
- My husband and I had five biological children but we also have been raising 23 foster children. — Michele Bachmann
- I am proud of my husband, Marcus, the love of my life, and his Swiss heritage. Even though I have been a… — Michele Bachmann
- I would agree that President Carter didn't live up to the expectation we all had when he came in 1976. My husband… — Michele Bachmann
- I'm not only a lawyer, I have a post doctorate degree in federal tax law from William and Mary. I work in… — Michele Bachmann
- Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. — Abigail Adams
- A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. — Honore de Balzac
- A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way. — Honore de Balzac
- The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. — Honore de Balzac