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Humor Quotes by Rudy Espinoza
- She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start .....
- When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of Whoopi…
- I want a friend named Gertrude so I can walk into the supermarket with her and yell, Yo Gert, when we are in the Ice…
- I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another One Bites The…
- If Obama had his way no one would win a football game. Each score would be distributed equally and everyone gets a trophy even if…
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- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. — Francis of Assisi
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen