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Me Quotes by Rudy Espinoza
- When people call me a creep, I don''t take it as an insult. I wear that label proudly. I don't want to be like the…
- The tragedy of being an underachiever is that I know what I should be, but reality keeps telling me that I'm wrong.
- She: What's your sign? Me: Liquor Up Front. Poker In The Rear.
- My imaginary girlfriend's giving up sex for Lent. Palm Sunday's taking on a whole new meaning for me.
- She: What do you really want from me? Me: I really want you to lower your standards so I can climb on top of you.
- She: What are you thinking about? Me: I'm thinking that I'll never be able to watch all of the porn I've downloaded to my computer.
- Using Myspace is like my sex life. It's just me doing it by myself.
- Remember that super skinny dude from Freddy Got Fingered who got so drunk that he couldn't feel his legs? Well, now he's a cripple on…
- When people ask me, How the hell did you score that chick? I say, If she's dumb enough to love me, I'm dumb enough to…
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale