"She: What's your sign? Me: Liquor Up Front.……" — Rudy Espinoza
"She: What's your sign? Me: Liquor Up Front. Poker In The Rear."
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30 Quotes by Rudy Espinoza
Rudy Espinoza has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- When people call me a creep, I don''t take it as an insult. I wear that label proudly. I don't…
- She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the…
- Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees.
- My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for…
- When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I…
- When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go…
- I want a friend named Gertrude so I can walk into the supermarket with her and yell, Yo Gert, when…
- I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it…
- Now I know why they call them pay stubs. My take home pay has been amputated. Thanks Obama.
- I extend my condolences to those who have lost a loved one by saying, Good mourning.
- Did you notice all of the cops pulling people over and writing tickets in the freezing weather this morning? Neither…
- America - where people get more worked up over a bicyclist's lies than a president's lies.
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