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How Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
- A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.
- The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get on, how to say hello, how to get in with the audience.
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- All religions are designed to teach us how to live, joyfully, serenely, and kindly, in the midst of suffering. — Karen Armstrong