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Hot Quotes by Green Monk
- Hate when I get drunk at a bar and hot chicks waste the opportunity to take sexual advantage of me.
- I hate how chocolates immediately melts on my fingers.. I mean... Damn, am I that hot?
- My favorite coffee flavor is HOT.
- The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his dick-shaper machine.
- Ladies, if you're ugly get a bunch of tattoos. They're hot and it'll distract guys from your fucked up face.
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