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Hot Quotes by Dane Cook
- Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
- When I'm looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don't look to congressman or my mayor. I say, 'What would Miss U.S.A. have…
- How great if, as well as creating life in their womb, a woman could use her vagina to make hot fudge sundaes.
- I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
- Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
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