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His Mother Quotes by David Letterman
- Some good news. Finally, President Bush is going to do something about global warming. He became alarmed when another chunk of ice fell off his…
- Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with…
- Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said this guy has…
More His Mother Quotes
- Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you. — Jill Bennett
- Happy is the son whose faith in his mother remains unchallenged. — Louisa May Alcott
- Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his mother off against his father in the politics… — Saul Alinsky
- A man who says that no patriot should attack the war until it is over... is saying no good son should warn… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. — W.C. Fields
- A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he… — William Dean Howells
- A boy's best friend is his mother. — Joseph Stefano
- What did that mean, to kiss? You put your face up like that to say goodnight and then his mother put her… — James Joyce
- The settler makes history and is conscious of making it. And because he constantly refers to the history of his mother country,… — Frantz Fanon
- His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his head slowly and puffed his pipe and said… — Stephen King
- The mother is everything - she is our consolation in sorrow, our hope in misery, and our strength in weakness. She is… — Khalil Gibran
- I am sure you will be guided right in your decision, to place implicit faith in his integrity and honesty. Best wishes… — Unknown Author