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Rodney Dangerfield has 185 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Woe to him who doesn't know how to wear his mask, be he king or pope!
— Luigi Pirandello
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The real meaning of persona is a mask, such as actors were accustomed to wear on the ancient stage; and it is…
— Arthur Schopenhauer
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Yet birth, and lust, and illness, and death are changeless things, and when one of these harsh facts springs out upon a…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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When you don't fit in, you become superhuman. You can feel everyone else's eyes on you, stuck like Velcro. You can hear…
— Jodi Picoult
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Don't you know that a midnight hour comes when everyone has to take off his mask? Do you think life always lets…
— Soren Kierkegaard
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That men saw his mask, but the bishop saw his face. That men saw his life, but the bishop saw his conscience.
— Victor Hugo
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Uh, excuse me, sir, I, uh, don't known how to uh, to uh, tell you this, but you were three minutes late.…
— Harlan Ellison
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His character would be blamed, loathed, discussed, and adored but somewhere there, behind his mask of a hero, Cardew would remain faceless.
— Superman
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Looked in the face of death, and took his mask off
— Lil Wayne
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