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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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Hey, baby, nobody suffers like the poor.
— Mickey Rourke
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Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
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Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No.
— Cassandra Clare
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They say "ya gotta stay hungry"... Hey Baby...I'm just about starvin' tonight!
— Bruce Springsteen
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She's saying that's ok, Hey baby, do what you want I'll be your night lovin' thing I'll be the freak you can…
— Michael Jackson
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Hey baby, I, I know Im good without you. Hey baby I, Ill never think about you :)
— Brooklyn ChanceXD :D
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Hey baby lol I hacked you :):)
— Unknown Author
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Hey baby, just wanna say that I love you. I know you don't care and that you'll never feel the same way.…
— Leslie
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A fake boyfriend puts a lock on his phone, but a real boyfriend would say hey baby, can u read that text…
— Kelvin Ironsi
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A Fake Boyfriend Will Put A Lock On His Phone. A Real Boyfriend Will Say, Hey Baby, Can You Read That Text…
— Vanessababycake
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Hey baby, feel my sweater. You feel that? That's boyfriend material.
— Raghib Clitso
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