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- The rule of thumb for the old backpacking was that the weight of your pack should equal the weight of yourself and… — Patrick F. McManus
- There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. — Dave Barry
- A preacher was operated on for a hernia. As this was about the time of the first world war he was given… — Art Linkletter
- If you haven't got a hernia yet, you ain't pulling your share. — George Steinbrenner
- Computers are scary. Theyre nightmares to fix, lose our stuff, and, on occasion, they crash, producing the blue screen of death. Steve… — Wesley Morris
- I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not. — Richard Griffiths
- The most recent was my match against Daniel Bryan at Fastlane. He kicked my scar from my recent hernia surgery. That was painful.… — Roman Reigns