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Her Husband Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I'm like State Farm; when her husband leaves, I bang his wife 'like a good neighbor'.
- If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...
- WIFE, A woman who can be labelled intelligent when she sees through her husband -- she's understanding when she sees him through;
- WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bedroom;
- WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only chairman of the…
- When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason.
- A woman goes to a palm reader and hears that her husband will die a violent death. She asks, Will I be acquitted?
- Running is healthier than walking, especially when her husband comes home early!
- Porn Rule: When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea.
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- A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did. — E. W. Howe
- Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker? — Joan Rivers
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