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• The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. — Conan O'Brien
• When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Though, as he was torn into a pink upper air, she was a good craft to ride in, for her belly was… — Thomas Keneally
• A newborn baby has only three demands. They are warmth in the arms of its mother, food from her breasts, and security… — Grantly Dick-Read
• Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts. — Karl Kraus
• Woman's reason is in the milk of her breasts. — George Meredith
• The female covers her breasts, and then proceeds to redefine their shape with a brassiere. This sexual signaling device may be padded… — Desmond Morris
• When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at… — Cheri Oteri
• A very beautiful young woman once asked me to sign her breasts. That was back when I was a hip young thing… — Will Self
• At that moment of love, a moment when passion is absolutely silent under omnipotence of ecstasy, Marius, pure seraphic Marius, would have… — Victor Hugo
• He lifts her breasts, which fit perfectly into his hands, though he knows this is no promise that he gets to keep… — Barbara Kingsolver
• I lay down across her with my face in her breasts and my hand on her. We lay there without moving. But… — Samuel Beckett

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