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- Every time Washington regulators pass down another heavy-handed rule or levy another hefty fine, Colorado loses potential jobs, revenue, and economic security. — Bob Beauprez
- In any case, the bayonet isn't as important as it used to be. It's more usual now to go into the attack… — Erich Maria Remarque
- I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large,… — George Carlin
- Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible… — Dave Barry
- If Mitt Romney is vanilla, Chris Christie is three hefty scoops of Rocky Road topped with whipped cream, Red Bull, and gravel. — Ron Fournier
- I had a guitar when I was 6 or 7, a plastic guitar with the Beatles' faces on it. It would be… — Gary Oldman
- It's not easy to date when you're hefty. Besides I like feeling thin because it makes me feel amorous. — Patti Stanger
- Hefty? I'd railed to Peter, waving the clipping for emphasis. Hefty? For the record 'Hefty' is a trash bag. I'm festively plump. — Jennifer Weiner