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Billy Connolly has 78 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out.…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly…
— Jo Brand
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There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a…
— Jo Brand
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I'll get to the force field of this hostility, why it's there, why the rage is in any of us, why the…
— Michael Richards
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I got into a brawl one night in a saloon in Greenwich Village. Elia Kazan, a great director, saw me put out…
— Burl Ives
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I just stopped liking basketball. And then you dribbling down the court and having the owner like cuss at you and call…
— Baron Davis
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One day while Lloyd George was making a political speech before a big crowd, a heckler yelled, "Wait a minute, Mr. George.…
— David Lloyd George
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There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.
— John Oliver
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I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
— Dane Cook
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I don't get many hecklers now but answering them is an art form in itself.
— Paul Daniels
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Humor heals the heckler.
— Gerald C. Meyers
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I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the…
— Billy Connolly
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I get hecklers all the time!
— Judah Friedlander
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