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He Said Quotes by David Letterman
- I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So…
- I was talking to a friend about Santorum. He said, 'For all my years in the State Department, I know one thing. Terrorists, what they…
- Mitt Romney said that he liked to fire people. Well, there's a pretty good message to send to Middle America. When Rick Perry heard that,…
- I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit…
- It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
- Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's…
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- When people say, you know, 'Good teacher,' 'Prophet,' 'Really nice guy'... this is not how Jesus thought of Himself. So you're left… — Bono
- What I learned most from my father wasn't anything he said; it was just the way he behaved. He loved his work… — Jeff Bridges
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- So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. — Frank Carson
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- In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I… — Hillary Clinton
- Paul never developed a negative attitude. He picked his bloody body up out of the dirt and went back into the city… — John Hagee
- I received a letter just before I left office from a man. I don't know why he chose to write it, but… — Ronald Reagan