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Had Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
- I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my…
- I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading…
- My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
- With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter…
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