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Guys Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.
- I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to…
- Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable.…
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- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- What four realms? (Amanda) Time, space, earth, and dreams. (Talon) Okay, now that is scary. Some of you guys walk through time?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- But guys such as Allen and William are more supportive than most men. — Kathy Acker
- I mean, the Constitution of this country was written 200 years ago. The house I was living in in Madrid is 350… — Antonio Banderas
- I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes… — Dave Barry
- It's always the small people who change things. It's never the politicians or the big guys. I mean, who pulled down the… — Luc Besson
- I never doubted my ability, but when you hear all your life you're inferior, it makes you wonder if the other guys… — Hank Aaron