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Guy Quotes by Woody Allen
- Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
- I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
- [An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in…
- This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn…
- What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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