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Guy Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.
- I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque…
- I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to…
- Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable.…
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