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A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an elevator and he is fat… — Phyllis Battelle
Firstly, there is no such person as Death. Second, Death's this tall guy with a bone face, like a skeletal monk, with a scythe and… — Neil Gaiman
Off the field I like to go out, but not too much. I love to dress well, love Italian fashion. And I like to eat… — Ronaldo
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in… — Chris Rock
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first… — Bill Watterson
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. — Unknown Author
What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? — Ellen DeGeneres
Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material. — Unknown Author
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings. — Ed Gardner
Say good-bye to Pat, say good-bye to Jack and say good-bye to yourself, because you're a nice guy. — Marilyn Monroe
A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back! — Unknown Author
I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it. — Unknown Author
I play a guy who believes he's a king. He's the most common man in the world; in fact his family, like his suits, are… — James Caan
I remember having an argument with Alan, I said the Queen's not just going to call the guy up and send him out to do… — Eddie Campbell
Doing these parts is not fun. It's challenging, but no fun. It's creepy. I would rather play the guy that throws the touchdown pass and… — Alec Baldwin
I got off on the fact that a guy would be so into me from the get-go without really knowing me. That's probably why I… — Christina Applegate
He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald. — Marlon Brando
And then we've got Blades of Glory, and we've got Brothers Solomon, and I've got a script in development with this guy Chuck Martin who… — Will Arnett
That doesn't mean you have to have the lowest costs in the industry to succeed. But you need to make sure the activities and product… — Gerard Arpey
I'm a smart guy, I know the history of this issue and why people care about it. — Gregg Easterbrook
There's this perception sometimes around here that I'm this Hollywood guy. — Harry Anderson
In a certain sense, this guy - who is one of the most evil people in the book - he's not really that bad at… — Kevin J. Anderson
Usually you're in movies with a lot of dissolves and things, but this was kind of quick, more jarring than usual. I thought it would… — Dennis Farina
I really want to make this the last stop of my career. I don't want to be a vagabond, so to speak, and be traveling… — Jeff Garcia
Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign. — Chevy Chase

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