Guy Quotes

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When one guy undermines the other, it only causes trouble, and the team isn't successful. It's very important for both of us to accept our… — Ed Belfour
Just recently up in Utah, some guy got 55 years for selling an ounce of pot to an undercover agent. — Tommy Chong
You go back to the start of time. One cave guy was fighting another cave guy because his club was bigger than his or his… — Dale Earnhardt
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a… — Roseanne Barr
The Joker is the kind of guy who will come up with a plan to kidnap a scientist and have them create a super-pheromone that… — Unknown Author
This guy right next to me would be my brother, we may fight and argue, but in the end we still love each other :) — Brando
Aww a guy told me this on here.When ever u think of me just take the softess pillow and hug it tight :* my heart… — Brianna Ramos
This what a guy said to me he knows who I'm talking about.Seriously I'm only get on SQ becuz of you BRI, it's true that… — Brianna Ramos
Find A guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the… — Superman
Saw some really bad porn said no guy ever. — Nikhil Saluja
Dont cry over a guy, let a guy cry over you. Cause girls give and forgive, but guys get and forget. — Orebela Gbenga
Ou're scared because you feel like you haven't accomplished anything with your life. But instead of running a triathlon, you're pushing forward with a guy… — Superman
I don't always agree with my parents. Sometimes they say and do stuff that I think its totally inappropriate. We have our arguments and those… — Bubbles
The awkward moment when a guy makes a comment about another girls boobs or butt in front of you. — Orebela Gbenga
Am not a good Guy but have heart don't like to broken hearts . — Valantime
I'd rather have bad times with you than good times with someone else. I'd rather be beside you in a storm than beside with someone… — Superman
When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex. — Nikhil Saluja
Girls need to understand that it's okay to be single. You don't need a guy to make you happy. You'll find that special someone eventually. — Nikhil Saluja
Be the boy you want your daughter to date. Be the man you want your son to be. Be the guy your partner wished for;… — Nghi Lam
You have an amazing personality.You're freakin' gorguess you have pretty gurl swag and you're your own person be proud of who you are not what… — Jasmine
@timtam :) hey best friend I just wanted to let you know that I really like talking to you :) all the time you have… — James
I'm that virgin that talks about fucking band members but get an anxiety attack when a guy even make an eye contact with me . — Natsumi Aka LEila
You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a wheelchair. — Nikhil Saluja
When a guy stares at you for long periods of time, he wishes you were his. — Nikhil Saluja
Aha when 3 girls like the same guy! ahahaha some funny as shizz! :P — Vanity_LEO

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