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Guy Quotes by Chris Rock
- I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
- I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation … No, UPS is hard work. I’ve done…
- In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you’re…
- You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the…
- Kids raised on a culture of ‘We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.’ Or just ignoring…
- Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
- Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
- The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
- We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.
- Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There…
- You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in…
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