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Got Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.
- The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
- Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.
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