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Got Quotes by Bill Maher
- I know climate change is a hoax – of course – but places that have never seen this type of winter weather got hit by…
- The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How…
- Being politicians, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother's battle with cancer. Harry Reid talked about a kid with…
- New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to…
- The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
- The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this…
- Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
- "Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time…
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