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Good News Quotes by David Letterman
- Here's good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the bud, didn't he?…
- Some good news. Finally, President Bush is going to do something about global warming. He became alarmed when another chunk of ice fell off his…
- Finally we got some good news about the economy. Barack Obama got $800 billion to rescue the economy. All I can say is, 'Thank you,…
- Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they…
- We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
More Good News Quotes
- When good news about the market hits the front page of the New York Times, sell. — Bernard Baruch
- No philosophy, no religion, has ever brought so glad a message to the world as this good news of Atheism. — Annie Besant
- I had a great '70s. I survived it, and that's always good news. — Jeff Bridges
- Immigration and border security remain critical issues that I am committed to addressing this year. The good news is that illegal immigration… — John McCain
- The good news is that we really do think that ... on the immigration issue, that we will, before summer, have comprehensive… — Nancy Pelosi
- Regarding homophobia in general, the good news is that there is a lot less of it than there used to be. The… — Barney Frank
- I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky,… — Anthony Jeselnik
- WE ARE STRUGGLING FOR A UNITING WORD BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT WE HAVE A UNITING MOVEMENT. — Emma Watson
- The good news is that parents are the leading influence on kids decision not to drink alcohol. — Xavier Becerra
- When people were hungry, Jesus didn't say, "Now is that political, or social?" He said, "I feed you." Because the good news… — Desmond Tutu
- The good news is we have the technology and the tools to alleviate poverty on a global scale. All that is standing… — Natalie Portman
- Jesus' life and words are a challenge at the same time that they are Good News. They are a challenge to those… — Cesar Chavez