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Going Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.
- This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but…
- I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.
- This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you…
- Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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