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Going Quotes by Joan Rivers
- My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot…
- I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.â€
- I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't'…
- You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
- Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking…
- I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's OK.…
- But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback…
- What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
- Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be…
- I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
- If youre going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then youd be an ass to come…
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