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Going Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms,…
- One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like…
- We know the product is going to stink. We know that because we live in the world, and we know that everything stinks. We all…
- Everything is in how you are going to handle it. As a lifelong nightclub comic, I'm ready to handle whatever I have to handle.
- I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need. You…
- I just knew it was time to leave that thing where it was. Even though I still occasionally think about it, I still think I…
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