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Going Quotes by David Letterman
- Here's good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the bud, didn't he?…
- Some good news. Finally, President Bush is going to do something about global warming. He became alarmed when another chunk of ice fell off his…
- Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.
- President Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound.
- I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit…
- Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she's going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On…
- Let me just say this: You know your campaign is not going well when you open a press conference by saying, 'I told you there…
- We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this…
- Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with…
- And how about that Barack Obama? You know what they're saying? For the first time he's starting to slip in the polls. Barack Obama is…
- A new survey indicates that Obama supporters love iPhones. So if you have an iPhone, chances are you are going to be supporting President Obama.…
- Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who's going to run CBS?
- Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened…
- There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to…
More Going Quotes
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- I mean there's enormous pressures to harmonize freedom of speech legislation and transparency legislation around the world - within the E.U., between… — Julian Assange
- These megaleaks... They're an important phenomenon, and they're only going to increase. — Julian Assange
- I'm going to insult a whole industry here, but it seems like TV is for people who can't do film. I'm not… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Stories surge up out of nowhere, and if they feel compelling, you follow them. You let them unfold inside you and see… — Paul Auster
- I believe that the whole idea of the consumer society is tottering. We've kept ourselves going by producing more and more goods,… — Paul Auster
- I don't miss anything ever. Because to me, missing something is like going backward a little bit. I don't miss being in… — Fred Armisen
- What is going on in America is extreme. The youth cult, they worship youth so much it's almost paranoid. And LA is… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The thing about punk is that there are purists. Once you start going outside of that, they don't think what you're doing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I'm not going to conform to some consumer need. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- A lot of punk rock is not going to be in the mainstream. It's below the radar. The beauty of it is… — Billie Joe Armstrong