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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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God told me to look after my people-all are my people.
— Smohalla
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I think enormous harm is done by religion - not just in the name of religion, but actually by religion. ... Many…
— Steven Weinberg
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God's providence is not in baskets lowered from the sky, but through the hands and hearts of those who love him. The…
— George Arthur Buttrick
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The wind flew. God told to wind to condense itself and out of the flurry came the horse. But with the spark…
— Marguerite Henry
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I don't want to play with marbles, when God told me to move mountains!
— Reinhard Bonnke
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Take any country that has laws against hate crimes, inspiring hatred and genocide and so on. The first thing they would do…
— Noam Chomsky
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They say, "God told me", or "God replied to me". And yet most of the time they are talking to themselves.
— John of the Cross
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God told me once, 'I want you to come up to the lowest place.'
— Heidi Baker
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If God told Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, and Herman Cain to run for president, then God obviously wants Barack Obama to win.
— Randi Rhodes
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When you are not sure what to do now just keep doing what God told you to do last!
— Christine Caine
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If God told you exactly what it was you were to do, you would be happy doing it no matter what it…
— Werner Erhard
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In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's…
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