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Globe Quotes by Jack Handey
- Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
- To me, there's no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead on a gravel road, and maybe there's a globe lying next…
More Globe Quotes
- In a single generation, the Internet has given to virtually every person on the face of the earth the ability to communicate… — Bob Barr
- As freedom-loving people across the globe hope for an end to tyranny, we will never forget the enormous suffering of the Holocaust. — Bob Beauprez
- For an Apple is in it self a little Universe; the Seed, hotter than the other parts thereof, is its Sun, which… — Cyrano de Bergerac
- Mr. Speaker, from hurricanes and floods in Latin America to earthquakes in Asia, natural disasters are increasingly becoming a regular feature of… — Earl Blumenauer
- Historic changes and challenges. Breakthroughs in human knowledge and opportunity. And yet, for vast numbers across the globe, the daily realities have… — Abdallah II
- It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe that had the lion's heart. I had the luck to… — Winston Churchill
- It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of nationalism can long survive when men have seen the Earth… — Arthur C. Clarke
- After having produced aquatic animals of all ranks and having caused extensive variations in them by the different environments provided by the… — Jean-Baptiste Lamarck