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• We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting…
• Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!
• I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.
• I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
• The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can…
• Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I…
• I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a…
• I started my own foundation. If you aren't familiar with it, it's called 'Febreezing the homeless.' Who would you rather give money…

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