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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws!…
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead…
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People are always saying, 'You're really nice, I thought you were going to be a complete asshole.' I'm getting pretty fed up…
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Luckily, he was in the process of moving to France at the time, anyway. But if he had stayed in the States,…
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I've been getting pretty focused about that recently, and even considered doing a masters degree to polish up the craft. I've been…
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If you are expecting Paul to read the Bible like it was set in stone, you will find yourself getting pretty nervous.…
— Peter Enns
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I always say, 'I really need to take a break.' It's three days in and I'm getting pretty bored.
— Stephen Daldry
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If you stare at a wall from four in the morning till nine at night, and you do that for a week,…
— Robert M. Pirsig
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