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- Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.
- On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No…
- I get so into the moment.
- I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get…
- I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
- Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. Thats when guys get all TBS around you because we think its very funny.
- Dear girl seductively sucking a lollipop in her pics. WE GET IT. It's a c*ck. A yummy peen. Too nail on the head.
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