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Gentleman Quotes by David Letterman
- Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.
- Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the…
- I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
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- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen
- Young gentlemen, who are to display their knowledge to the world, should have every motive of emulation, should be formed into regular… — Anna Letitia Barbauld
- No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist. — Walter Bagehot
- 'And for my part, Gentlemen,' said I, 'that I may put in for a share, and guess with the rest; not to… — Cyrano de Bergerac
- With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and… — Otto von Bismarck
- The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and earrings and… — Malin Akerman
- In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for… — Carol Burnett
- If we must have a tyrant, let him at least be a gentleman who has been bred to the business, and let… — Lord Byron
- A gentleman never talks about his tailor. — Nick Cave
- A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. — Fred Allen
- The minute you try to talk business with him he takes the attitude that he is a gentleman and a scholar, and… — Raymond Chandler
- A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure. — Charlie Chaplin