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Game Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.
- To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our…
- Golf is the ultimate avoidance activity for the dysfunctional dad. A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrationally time consuming, the word golf itself…
- Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will…
- Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.
- Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
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