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Funny Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff
- In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
- Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
- Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year…
- In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once…
- The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
- After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
- I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin