"In America, you can always find a party.……" — Yakov Smirnoff
"In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!"
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38 Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff
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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia,…
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes…
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but…
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system…
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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
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Planning a career, I always find that such a tricky thing, because I don't have much of a plan, really.
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I will always find even the worst paintings that attempt some kind of representation better than the best invented paintings.
— Balthus
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The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
— Honore de Balzac
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I always find that 90% of the performance, for me, is about what comes from inside.
— Eric Bana
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Anything goes. You always find interesting things that way.
— Beck
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You shall always find what you created in your mind, for instance, a benevolent God or an evil Devil. Between…
— Hans Bender
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In laughter we always find an unavowed intention to humiliate and consequently to correct our neighbour.
— Henri Bergson
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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start…
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I always find that it's when a script is not detailed, then I have to do more work as an…
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I think the 24-hour news cycle has helped exaggerate the differences between the parties. You can always find someone on…
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I want to always find new ways of reinventing myself.
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