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- Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
- If I were a bird, I would be the one that shows up right after they finish building the nest.
- Went to the store to get
- A fun thing to do in the checkout line is to take one thing from the cart in front of you and see if they…
- Dear Lysol, Can't touch this. Sincerely .01% germs.
- On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks, and then I leave before their real teacher arrives.
- Turned my phone onto
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
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- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin