All Victoria Beryl Zelinski Quotes
- Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere. Came
- If I were a bird, I would be the one that shows up right after they finish building the nest. Bird
- Went to the store to get Funny
- A fun thing to do in the checkout line is to take one thing from the cart in front of you and see if they… Baby
- Dear Lysol, Can't touch this. Sincerely .01% germs. Dear
- On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks, and then I leave before their real teacher arrives. All
- Turned my phone onto Funny