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- When you are smart enough to know there is a lesson to learn, but dumb enough to think you've already learned it.
- When one door closes, another door opens. If not, I'm climbing through the window.
- Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
- Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year and 'Stress' for rest of the life.
- Joe Biden wants to meet with video game developers about gun control. That's like meeting with Kristen Stewart to learn how to act.
- I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!
- IT'S FUNNY HOW WHEN I'M LOUD PEOPLE TELL ME TO BE QUIET.BUT WHEN I'M QUIET,PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. STORY OF MY LIFE
- You know its real love when one of you leaves the room and the other one pauses the movie without being asked.
- Admit it. At some point in your life you've tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light turns off.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin