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Epic Quotes by Thegr81
- In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake…
- Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.
- There's a reason why sober and so bored sound almost exactly the same
- A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke
- I bet Rihanna will be on the cover of Chris Brown's greatest hits CD.
- When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold?
- Mitt Romney spent the day in a tux just in case people came to their senses.
- When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags of potatoes, 2…
- Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idol, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.
- I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at…
- I used to say it takes a lot of balls to publicly admit you cheated, but Lance Armstrong proved it only takes one.
- Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos.
- 1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, It has to look like an accident. 4.…
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- There's many, many ways to write a song. But generally, sitting down at a table and writing is not one of them. — John Lydon
- The opportunities of the twenty-first century make those of us who care about cities feel like kids in a candy store: How… — Greg Nickels
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen
- An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. — Agatha Christie
- There is only one thing which can master the perplexed stuff of epic material into unity; and that is, an ability to… — Lascelles Abercrombie
- There is grand romance in The Lord of the Rings. It's an important part of epic literature. — Kevin J. Anderson