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Funny Quotes by Stephen Wright
- Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here,…
- The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on…
- My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
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